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26 September 2005

inflatable pants with fitted penis sheath! Order one today! makes a great gift.

post by: joelf at: 20:38 | 19 comments

What the 'ell? People are weird, I tell ya.

posted by teece 26 September | 20:50

well, then. I've seen it all now and can die happy.

posted by puddinghead 26 September | 20:54

I'll call your penis and raise 100 more.

posted by danostuporstar 26 September | 21:02

I was wrong about having seen everything.

posted by puddinghead 26 September | 21:11

At last!

posted by interrobang 26 September | 21:12

They really should have rethought where they put the air valve.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 26 September | 21:20

The inflatable 'pants' I am currently enjoying on a daily basis.

EECP is a mechanical procedure in which long inflatable cuffs (like blood pressure cuffs) are wrapped around both of the patient’s legs. While the patient lies on a bed, the leg cuffs are inflated and deflated with each heartbeat.

It's like getting successively getting kicked in the shins and then the ass 4200 times in an hour.

posted by mischief 26 September | 21:29

What happened to ya, mischief? I can't keep up.

posted by puddinghead 26 September | 22:05

Ongoing recovery from two heart attacks, the first in '98. I have worked a grand total of 16 months since. If this therapy works, I should be able to return to work possibly as early as January 06.

posted by mischief 26 September | 22:48

The good news is I'm having fun! ;-P

posted by mischief 26 September | 22:50

Good luck with that mischief, I never knew.
Prayers for you tonight.

posted by caddis 26 September | 22:58

Hope the therapy works, mischief!!

posted by jrossi4r 26 September | 23:08

For £95 those better come with a patch kit. Or is half the fun rolling around in dish liquid and looking for the tell-tale bubbles?

posted by PinkStainlessTail 26 September | 23:11

Hly crap, mischief, I had no idea. Youre frame of mind sounds good. Best of luck, bucko.

posted by puddinghead 26 September | 23:14

These pants do they vi....., oh Hell, I can't say it.

Sex dollars could so easily be better spent.

posted by caddis 26 September | 23:22

So mischief, how does that penis sheath work for you?

I started getting over my June 2004 heart attack last April. It's kind of amazing how much better feeling even just a little bit better feels. Er, well, you'll know what I mean...

posted by warbaby 26 September | 23:44

Hand pump supplied.

That made me giggle.

posted by me3dia 27 September | 01:33

I hope you recover fully, mischief. Two heart attacks? Yikes.

posted by teece 27 September | 02:25

Just stopping in to well-wish mischief and marvel at the inflatable pants.

posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:14

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